Imitators, Robbers & Thieves... Satan's Home Is in the Pulpit
We were singing a song during worship yesterday (the name of the tune escapes me - excuse me for not being up on all the latest praise songs, I'm an old guy)... and a few of the lyrics struck me (imitators, robbers, thieves, wolves). We often talk about and sing about "wolves in sheep's clothing" and thieves trying to steal our rewards, etc. But of what sort of "imitators" and "thieves" does the scripture warn us? We sang it, but did we mean it?
The scripture warns us about infidelity and other sins of the flesh, but those are things that come from within us. Too often we attribute the temptations of the world (money, success, glory) and the flesh (lust, greed, hate) to the devil. And whereas he can use those things to his end, his end is deception, specifically "religious" deception.
Satan, we are told, is a liar... and a very good one. Very few people will believe that heroin is the path to happiness, contentment and peace with God, but many will fall for "righteous" teaching, utopian hopes, solemn rituals and "positive" action. Many Christians will fall for these things if "Christ" is attached to them. Let's take a short trip through the scripture and examine some of the flashing red lights we are given.
The following are a few of the "false" religious things about which we are warned:
- False Prophets - Those claiming to speak for God have plagued Israel throughout most of her history. The examples are legion, but let me use one my favorite accounts: the story of the sarcastic prophet Micaiah. First let's look at what the 400 prophets claiming to speak for God told King Jehoshaphat.
Then the king of Israel gathered the prophets together, about four hundred men, and said unto them, Shall I go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall I forbear? And they said, Go up; for the LORD shall deliver it into the hand of the king.
Very positive! Very encouraging! "The LORD shall deliver it!" very God-centered! But, unfortunately a lot of religious and sanctimonious garbage. Now onto the words of my favorite prophet (he gives me Bible justification for my sarcasm!).
There is yet one man, Micaiah the son of Imlah, by whom we may enquire of the LORD: but I hate him; for he doth not prophesy good concerning me, but evil. And Jehoshaphat said, Let not the king say so.
Let me just pause here and note that being a realist, being Biblical and being less than positive is not going to make anyone terribly popular. In fact, for his dedication to the actual words of God, Micaiah was put in a prison and only given bread and water. But I digress...
And Micaiah said, As the LORD liveth, what the LORD saith unto me, that will I speak. So he came to the king. And the king said unto him, Micaiah, shall we go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall we forbear? And he answered him, Go, and prosper: for the LORD shall deliver it into the hand of the king. And the king said unto him, How many times shall I adjure thee that thou tell me nothing but that which is true in the name of the LORD? And he said, I saw all Israel scattered upon the hills, as sheep that have not a shepherd: and the LORD said, These have no master: let them return every man to his house in peace. And the king of Israel said unto Jehoshaphat, Did I not tell thee that he would prophesy no good concerning me, but evil?
Catch his sarcasm? He mocked the false prophets by restating their false prophecy before giving the King the true word from the LORD. In the end, it was 400 false prophets who were very popular and one sarcastic but faithful prophet who was stuck in a prison for his faithfulness.
Micaiah was warned, "The messenger who had gone to summon Micaiah said to him, “Look, the other prophets without exception are predicting success for the king. Let your word agree with theirs, and speak favorably.” But when it comes to speaking the truth, being positive and agreeable aren't always the way of God... and they'll often get you ostracized and cast out.
- False Christs - False messiahs were also a plague of Israel. The number of men declared (even self-declared) to be the prophesied messiah clouded the truth that surrounded the true messiah when he presented himself to Israel. The Lord warns Israel that before his return to establish his Kingdom in Israel, there will be many false messiahs (Christs).
At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.
Note this is future. It is connected with his return to Israel and the end of the age. This warning is part of an answer to a specific question.
what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?
For those keeping score at home, this context is essential to understanding Matthew 24-25. But as with all scripture, there is a principle to be understood. In our day we have people trying to take the office of prophet or messiah, they're just not terribly successful (as they will be in an age to come). But there are folks in our age about whom we are warned, to whom many listen, and about whom the church very rarely raises an objection (lest we be seen as "negative" or "unloving").
- False Apostles - The apostle Paul gives us the greatest insight into how Satan works. In short, he's in the religion and righteousness business. Let the flesh plague man in regard to immorality and gluttony; let the world entice us with it's systems and distractions; Satan wants to lie to us through religion.
I will keep on doing what I am doing in order to cut the ground from under those who want an opportunity to be considered equal with us in the things they boast about. For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ.
Note, those who lead people astray (even believers) are not masquerading as pimps, or as drug dealers. They are disguised as the select and called of Christ. When you want to deceive sheep, you don't send someone dressed as a fireman or someone who uses the language of a butcher... you send someone who looks and sounds like a shepherd and you dress others as the sheep themselves. You stick them in pulpits and you hang degrees on their walls.
And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness.
Note that while Satan presents himself as an Angel of Light (he doesn't care how many poor people you feed, so long as it distracts you and them from a pursuit of truth), his ministers are "the servants of righteousness." Excuse me while I plug my own stuff here, but this is what inspired the words "He'll say you can do it, he'll tell you to try, Satan stands in the pulpit, he sells you the lie" in my song "No Forgiveness".
Paul assumes this shouldn't surprise us, but we've fallen so far from the watchtower, I hardly think anyone is looking for these false apostles any longer.
One of the last things I did as a Religious Education Teacher in my former faith was to attend a workshop for people in my position. As part of an "evangelistic" push for the new millennium, we were instructed on how to use words like "grace" and "faith" and "born again" to reach out to our Evangelical family and friends (and maintain a hold on those within who were influenced by the growing Evangelical movement). We didn't think of it this way, but we were at a workshop teaching us how to deceive those outside our circle and keep those within. We presented ourselves as religious "servants of righteousness" while we were "deceitful workers."
We sing about these wolves and imitators and false shepherds in our music, but do we take it seriously?
There is a certain name tossed out with glory and reverence from Evangelical pulpits across the globe who, I believe, was one of the worst deceivers and false teachers of our generation. But I no longer even try to talk about what this person did and taught, lest I be labeled a "bigot" and a "basher." This person lived a seemingly "righteous" life. This person had Christ on the lips all the time. This person seemingly sacrificed for the sick and poor... all the while preaching "another Jesus" and "another gospel" while enjoying the best the world had to offer.
Like Eve, we are easily deceived by promises of goodness and godliness.
But I am afraid that just as Eve was deceived by the serpent’s cunning, your minds may somehow be led astray from your sincere and pure devotion to Christ. For if someone comes to you and preaches a Jesus other than the Jesus we preached, or if you receive a different spirit from the Spirit you received, or a different gospel from the one you accepted, you put up with it easily enough.
What do we think an "imitator" is supposed to look like? Imitators outwardly look like light, but the bring only darkness, death and destruction.
- False Teachers - All the above had direct application to a nation awaiting its messiah and the return of its messiah to establish his kingdom. All those have within principles applicable in our age. But Paul left us a dire warning in his last words directed to us in Second Timothy.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
There is nothing that sends up warning flags for me more than a suddenly popular teacher.
Paul also notes in his last epistle, how we are to handle the truth he has delivered for this church.
And the things that thou hast heard of me among many witnesses, the same commit thou to faithful men, who shall be able to teach others also.
We are to look for faithful men. But too often we fall for the flavor of the month. Since I've been a Christian, I have seen the church go through a series of "the next great thing" that will really evangelize the world! In every case, each has either come to naught or deceived many or both (Left Behind, Hero, Purpose Driven Church, Prayer of Jabez, Chicken Soup books, Passion of the Christ TPOTC, Your Best Life Now, The Shack, ECT, and endless other distractions from the scripture... and all these became franchises that grew until the cash cows dried up... I was waiting for "The Purpose Driven Sandwich", "The Prayer of Jabez for Temp Workers" and "The Passion of the Christ Study Guide for Orthodontists"... and if the money would have continued to roll in, I'm sure I would have seen them all!).
I'm always ready for the next "big thing" that is going to excite Christendom and lead us all to don our "Swindle Me!" t-shirts as we spend another gazillion dollars on another trendy franchise. Some guy on TBN promised me that God told him that worship services would break out in theaters and that hundreds of thousands would make professions in the theaters during TPOTC. But even Barna (who counts anyone who drives by a church as an Evangelical Christian), concluded that after we handed gospel-denier Mel Gibson 3/4 billion dollars, there was nothing to show for it in the way of true conversions.
Among the most startling outcomes drawn from the research is the apparent absence of a direct evangelistic impact by the movie. Despite marketing campaigns labeling the movie the "greatest evangelistic tool" of our era, less than one-tenth of one percent of those who saw the film stated that they made a profession of faith or accepted Jesus Christ as their savior in reaction to the film’s content. [And those are only "professions."]
Equally surprising was the lack of impact on people’s determination to engage in evangelism. Less than one-half of one percent of the audience said they were motivated to be more active in sharing their faith in Christ with others as a result of having seen the movie.
George Barna, the director of the research, commented that many people would probably be surprised that there was not a more lasting and intense impact from the movie. "Immediate reaction to the movie seemed to be quite intense," he noted, "but people’s memories are short and are easily redirected in a media-saturated, fast-paced culture like ours.
Note to Mr. Barna... I was not surprised. Mel gave us a nice, shiny, bright "imitation", but that's about it.
It's not that everything related to these things is necessarily bad... but then again, rat poison is 99% nutritious.
Remember... Satan comes as an Angel of Light and his ministers as the ministers of righteousness. You're more likely to find him in a pulpit than in brothel.
